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World's Premier Luxury Rehab & Mental Health Clinic
a safe space enabling health and fulfillment
Mallorca London Zurich
WELCOME to the
Public Patient Program
One client at a time
THE BALANCE Luxury Rehab is a modern residential treatment center and a mental health clinic, unlike traditional rehab centers. It is created to be a safe haven where you can find recovery, peace, rest, and happiness.
Are you at a point where you know your life has to change? Are you searching for more peace, fulfillment, and a sense of purpose? At THE BALANCE Luxury Rehab, we understand the intricacy of the human mind.
We are not just a celebrity rehab providing luxury rehab facilities, we recognize the special needs of high performers towards a bespoke inpatient rehab. We notice also that other people suffer, that's why we have launched the Public Patient Program giving the chance for low end individuals to experience luxury rehab.
Public Patient Opportunity
Mental health is for everyone especially today and the Public Patient Program allows us to share our mental health resources and expertise to help members of the public. You can apply for one of our treatment courses. It's like a mental scholarship where the client is given the chance to learn how to be a better version of themselves through bespoke advice treatment.
Every public client is different and the treatment reflects that. Through a range of luxury holistic therapies each client will arrive at the best program for their individual needs. The Public Patient Program is remote but clients receive the same luxury advice as celebrities and business leaders.
To achieve a work life balance it is essential to remain sane. We offer massage
yoga advice, and more.
Integrated Treatments
Our luxury edge biochemical and behavior surveillance therapies can help us understand a clients inner needs before they do, ensuring the best possible route to mental wellness. Each public patient can choose the level of surveillance from full data access including diet, movement, mental input, social and stool data or progress with regular interpretation analysis of language exchange data carried out by our talking therapists.
We supply sea to grill cooking, hot stones, cinnamon and the unique luxury
haggis rub treatment.
One Client at a Time
Whether it's Luxury Rehab or the Public Patient Program our focus is on one client at a time. Because Public Patient rehab is a remote treatment program we require that each client commits to providing suitable access and contact time. We ask also that each client keep a regular diary of progress and commits to a positive dialogue schedule with the BALANCE experts.
Public Patients must also bear in mind that elements of their journey through the treatment process will be featured on The BALANCE website to help others and to learn.
For a six month period beginning in October 2022 the Public Patient Program will focus on The Wretched Painter who applied with a heartfelt poem, Abdullah's Mixture.
Cutting edge AI led psychoanalysis and robot massage are included in our integrated treatment philosophy
Application message to the BALANCE
Abdullah's Mixture
Luxury rehab was never on the cards
But the post truth world has made life hard
We followed our course to the final bell
Now our mind, body and spirit doesn't feel very well
I've been down the rabbit hole for tea with Mr Tumnus
I've searched around 'fuck off land' for our old friend Coral Mumpass
I've traveled back in time and taken off for the stars
But to tell the truth I didn't get very far
All around the angles for a shot at Scarlet Black
I miscued violently and failed to split the pack
Landing on nothing, left without a plan
Then Borg showed me BALANCE and the Public Patient Program
Rehab for normies, a lottery for loons?
A chance to escape the Nrx typhoon?
And since I've no strength left to paint another picture
I'll gladly take a sip of Abdullah's luxury mixture
First Steps
The Public Patient Program begins with extensive communication and learning about the clients unique journey and needs. The first step is to ask the client to provide any relevant background material relating to work or personal life that could assist our team in designing a suitable treatment program.
The next step is to discuss the clients own expectations, what they want to achieve through the rehabilitation process, establishing a contact and communication agreement and deciding on a level of treatment publishing.
After studying the client's portfolio our team decided this video, entitled Trailer, is sufficient.
After several meetings between TWP and our team we agreed upon a bespoke contact agreement and on 90% publishing. According to the agreement face to face meetings shall remain private but TWP has agreed to share his journey in the form of a work diary which we shall publish on the Public Patient treatment page along with sidebar commentary from our team.
It is essential to create the right environment for rehab, that's why the team has also agreed to let TWP create a bespoke presentation strategy giving him full control over content and contextual representation.
We believe that human life is a reflection of our inner world. We view the body as a reflection of the mind, and vice versa. With our luxury treatments you can let go of your past and future concerns, and start working on yourself now.